Apocalypto a go go

Oh wow where to begin, okay lets see, there's running....lots of fighting...gore...people get sacrificed...more running...more fighting... movies ends.
Morbid curiosity compelled me to go watch Mel Gibson's latest filmed in ancient native tongue language movie tonight. The plot of said movie is described above. The real horror lied within the audience. I seriously need to stop going to the movie theatre. CHILDREN were taken to this R-rated, *incredibly* violent and gory movie. Infants, toddlers, and grade schoolers at 7pm on a Saturday night. Watching skulls get hacked open on screen. Human sacrifice galore. The crescendo of horror peaked when I looked at the bloated child of the emperor watching intently while priests removed hearts and chopped heads for the crowd below. It then dawns on me that the fat children around me are doing the same thing, how meta is that? Perhaps the fall of civilization as we know it is at hand. Don't panic. Bring a towel.